Psst—guess what?

We know.

You have lived long enough with your Psychotic or Stalker's constant acting out—you have lived long enough feeling subjected to that stalker, that boyfriend, that girlfriend, that best friend. You love your loved ones dearly, but you simply cannot tolerate one more minute of bizarre behavior, late night heavy-breathing calls, packages filled with rotting, dead things, cigarette burns spelling out "I hate you, bitch!" in your carpeting, constant threats, or your entire home color scheme suddenly changing to black purple and blood red overnight, online chat and BBS harrassment - being subjected to the Psychotic or Stalker's stupidity and abuse as they attack from behind a computer—and finally—hearing "But I can change. I promise. Listen to me - it will never happen again..."

Our dedicated, trained staff is here to embrace the Psychotic With Psychoses with a firm, disciplined Healing Program designed to curtail and whip that Psychotic into shape!

You've said "Enough already!." We're here to give back to the Patient what they've given to you. Our special programs are designed to purge the mental illness from your loved ones, or that career stalker*, with up-to-date state of the art treatments. We are the leading pioneers in Chat Purge Therapy™. Let our personalized attention bring them to the realization that what they do is vile and wrong.

Call us for a detailed, one-on-one, free consultation now!

*You must have filed the following in order that we are able to administer treatment to your stalker: restraining order, 4 police reports within a 2 week period of time, and must show us visible signs of: bruising, mental anguish, and anxiety. We are ready to pick your Psychotic or Stalker up now.