Q: How much does treatment cost?

A: How badly do you want peace of mind? Remember, treatment isn't just about the Psychotic or Stalker. While we take your Psychotic or Stalker's healing and full recovery seriously, let's face it, the chances of their full recovery depend on whether or not you, the annoyed Victim, is able to continue putting up with this behavior—after all, you have been footing the bills for a long time while their diseased behavior runs rampant—so how long will you continue being taken advantage of like a sucker? Ask yourself how long of a respite you really want—how badly do you want it to all end? Our primary goal is to redirect the Psychotic or Stalker, giving them the tools needed to allow them to project the undesirable behavior anyplace but anywhere near you - ever again. How much is that worth to you?

Q: How long does treatment last?

A: Treatment varies from case to case, and depends upon how badly afflicted your Psychotic or Stalker was prior to enterting HoCD™. We recommend 1 to 2 years for your Psychotic, and up to 10 years for your Stalker.

Q: I feel run down and frazzled by my Psychotic's behavior - what kind of help is available to me?

A: HoCD™ is committed to providing your Psychotic or Stalker a safe environment in which to channel their various Psychoses. We feel that's enough of a respite for you, the Loved One.

And on that note, I do have some business to attend elsewhere.

Q: But wait! ... I feel really run down. I'm sane, but I feel so run down I often ask myself how I continue functioning. Can you accept both of us into the program?

A: We would prefer you enter HoCD™. one year after your Psychotic or Stalker has left our program. This enables the diseased to feel they have thoroughly dealt with their nutty behavior on their own. County facilities, while run down and sometimes frightening, can be that last ditch effort when you're feeling down and blue.

Q: You're kidding, right?

A: No. We have conducted studies. They prove that we are right. It's best not to have two Psychotic's or Stalker's entering the same facility due to conflicts between therapist and patient. Your online life is full of enough annoyances as it is just by sharing the same screen.

Q: Okay, fine. So tell me, please, can I expect my Psychotic or Stalker to stop with this repulsive, annoying behavior?

A: Results vary from Psychotic or Stalker to Psychotic or Stalker. You can expect that respite you have so long deserved. Careful studies on our part have only really proved that when alcohol is thrown into the equation that you had better come from a wealthy family.